Fact:

I'm laying next to Adrian.
He's breathing pretty even.
He claims he's not asleep.
I don't believe him.
I can't fall asleep.
It's because I fell asleep watching 20/20.
It's my favorite show.
That 15 minutes of falling asleep now makes it hard to fall asleep.
Also, once Adrian falls asleep I can never fall asleep.
Because I tell my self sleep sleep sleep sleep.
And you know the more you tell yourself that, you can't.
I think it goes back to some childhood anxiety.
I can't be the last one asleep. Or I never fall asleep.
Weird, huh. Well.
I was chopping celery.
Chopped the tip of my thumb off with it.
It didn't bleed.
But I certainly have a visible piece missing from my thumb.
Adrian just woke up and said he wasn't sleeping.
And that I'm a fast typer.
I believe one of those statements.
Adrian and I went to the faculty art show tonight.
My favorite was a set of intaglio prints.
Tomorrow I'm going to watercolor.
Adrian just woke up and said,
What if you make mints in the shape of the 50 States,
And call them the 50 Statemints.
Maybe he isn't asleep?