Fact:

A recent conversation between Adrian and I.
"Adrian, do you know a Hannah?"
"Hannah Montana?"
"No."
I made a banner for Spring.
It is fun.
There is a rumor going around the Relief Society that I am pregnant.
I was asked today.
Sorry folks.
Don't believe everything you hear.
I have two children already.
Their names are Lewis and Paddy.
Lewis had some old blue cheese.
He said he doesn't know when blue cheese goes bad.
I opened the canister and it smelled like ammonia.
I know.
I want a manicure.
Maybe a pedicure.
Adrian says my hand writing looks like Alan Fletcher's.
I had a dream that Chad and Amanda were going to have a boy.
But I had already predicted a girl though.
Maybe I'm psychic through my dreams?
I bought Ricola cough drops because they had the best packaging.
They delivered in effectiveness and flavor.
I love those Swiss.
And Swiss cheese.
And fondue.
I hate when you sneeze and your lip splits.
My Monster Voice is the best IPad app ever.