Is extremely ironic. It still surprises me sometimes how ironic it is. Today Adrian and I went to Idaho Falls to sign a contract with Qwest for better internet. We were standing at the kiosk (located in the middle of the mall) waiting our turn. Finally in the middle of deciding what we want and paying, Lewis and Paddy walk by. I am so sure, I would be the one to run into Lewis and Paddy on a Saturday in the middle of a mall. What are the chances? For me pretty high. Apparently Paddy was unhappy with the current bras she owned. My cousin told them that they should go to Victoria Secrets.
Ok a side note. Who tells a 75 year old woman to go to Victoria Secrets? Exactly. But naturally, it would be me that would have to deal with this issue. This is one thing I always hated about growing up. My family being the family that lived closest to both sets of grandparents would always have to deal with extended family coming to visit, thinking they're helping, but then have to deal with the issues after they left. Maybe it helps their guilt for pawning their parents onto my parents and family? Like trying to sign my 90 year old grandma up for Facebook. Yeah, that's what we have to deal with.
Anyway, back to Paddy and Victoria. I saved Lewis from having to be out numbered there and let him visit Adrian while we were finishing up with Qwest. Not only do 75 year old women not belong in Victoria Secrets, but Laura's don't belong there either. I don't like how they're decorated and I don't like the creepy men that go in there looking for who knows what for who knows who. I took one for the team. Anyway, can you imagine that she didn't like anything they had there. You know why, grandma's aren't supposed to wear lace covered push up bras.
Long story short we found what she needed at Penny's. Adrian and Lewis discussed sea food and women's shopping habits. And I was grateful for the changing room stall where no one could see my face while Paddy talked way too loud about how saggy her boobs were.
Moral of this story. I'm not even sure, but I'm sure we could learn something from this.
5 comments:
Giggle, Giggle, Giggle.
I'm so sorry!!! Irony seems to be your life.
i laughed. (especially at the penny's part and the saggy boobs.) and then i read it to jason and he laughed too.
thanks for the fun times.
this is hilarious. I'm sure there are many lessons there somewhere!
Brynn told me to read your blog last night. She couldn't stop laughing; I can see why. You should write a book about these experiences.
I believe there is a place reserved for you in the Celestial Kingdom for buying your grandmother bras. I know for sure that Adrian probably was happy to stay with your grandpa as far from Victoria Secret as possible.
P.S. they do have some beautiful bras there.
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