Fact:

My hair smells like mango mandarin.
I ate two cookies for breakfast.
The dishes need to be done.
I don't like living the Pacific Time Zone.
I can feel the the vibrations from the lady below us TV.
Through the legs of the chair and straight to me.
It's way too loud here.
I want a juicy steak and mashed potatoes.
Or sticky fingers and fries.
On the news last night...
Traffic was stopped because someone got out of their car naked
and started walking down the freeway.
Yeah...that wouldn't happen in MST.
Unless you want your buttocks frozen off.
Maybe I'll have cookies for lunch?